In Defense of My Vices

Ode to my favorite vices. Beer, Cigarettes, and Sex

Beer & cigarettes

Cigarettes and Beer

Cigarettes and Beer

I yell it so loud that

Everyone can hear

Give me a cigarette

and a big swig of beer

and I'll dance you a jig

Now give me sex, cigarettes, and beer!

To the bee,that bit the bull

and got the bull to bucking

and here's to Eve who bit the apple

and got the whole world fucking

Then she smoked a cigarette!