Girl fight

Nothing quite like a good

My place looks like a dumpster (not that it's a bad thing!)

Sometimes I wonder why I put up with this mess. Cleaning utilities are a waste.

Garbage. ... ...?

Apparently the damn vaccum and the mop. They seem to be never used and that damn mop still has the wrapper on it.

Gonna kick em all out and clean this place up.

I must be pretty useless too or I'd have cleaned this place up already.

I Ride an Angry Bull

I only ride the finest and fastest transportation, with the finest leather upholstery. Has to have big horns and able to turn on a dime.

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Since they took my license away for being a detriment on the freeways. I have taken to riding animals

Hints for when to say your good byes to the host early.

Beer cans and other debris like ashtrays are flying about
I'm pretty sure that personal injury and or incarceration will ensue.

men in blue uniform wearing guns want to join the party.
I'm pretty sure that personal injury and or incarceration will ensue.

The land lord or owners of the hosts party house want to join the party.
I'm pretty sure that personal injury and or incarceration will ensue.

The intoxicating beverages/substances run out
I'm pretty sure that property damage and incarceration will ensue.

You start to see double.
I'm pretty sure that personal injury including property damage followed by incarceration will ensue.

Someone falls through the glass top coffee table or thows up on the cat.
Property damage has already occurred. Besides it's a lame party. Bolt.

In Defense of My Vices

Ode to my favorite vices. Beer, Cigarettes, and Sex

Beer & cigarettes

Cigarettes and Beer

Cigarettes and Beer

I yell it so loud that

Everyone can hear

Give me a cigarette

and a big swig of beer

and I'll dance you a jig

Now give me sex, cigarettes, and beer!

To the bee,that bit the bull

and got the bull to bucking

and here's to Eve who bit the apple

and got the whole world fucking

Then she smoked a cigarette!

Oh, for three more hours

Let us see now.That's 180 minutes. Umm, 10800 seconds. Oh, dammitalltohell.... Snooze bar rules!

A Haiku about The Sting

Old Old movie I ran across in my collection. Had to see it one more time.

Scott Joplin's score is great too!

Twists and Turns abound

The cast and script are classic

In the end you're fooled